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I AM HERE​.​.​.​NOW

from I AM THE INTIMIDATOR by I AM THE INTIMIDATOR

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    MADE TO ORDER, I DUPLICATE THESE MYSELF AND THEY SOUND AWFUL AND LOOK TERRIBLE BUT WILL BE WORTH MONEY IN LIKE 10 YEARS AFTER I'M THROWN IN PRISON FOR IDENTITY THEFT

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    THS IS THE ALBUM EXCEPT IT'S ON A PHYSICAL CD. GO ULTRA FAST IN YOUR GEO METRO WITH THIS CD THAT'S INSIDE OF A SHRINK WRAPPED SLIP CASE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE RECORD AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THE STICKERS AND CARD THAT COMES WITH IT

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    I MANAGED TO CONVINCE A VERY RICH IRANIAN INVESTOR TO HAVE THESE MADE AS LONG AS I WRITE A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT LALEH SEDDIGH BUT TBH I'D RATHER JUST GHOST HIM

    -DOUBLE SIDED WHITE ON BLACK ART (DUH)
    -12" VINYL RECORD WITH ART ON THE HOLE THING (DOYYYYYY)
    -DOUBLE SIDED INSERT THAT CONTAINS LYRICS AND OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION RELATING TO THE ALBUM
    -AUTOGRAPHED AND PERSONALIZED HEAT TRANSFER STICKER OF YOUR BOY
    -KEEP PORTLAND MISERABLE BUMPER STICKER
    -OTHER ASSORTED STICKERS
    -MY BUSINESS CARD
    -IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM HANDLE I WILL SEND YOU A VIDEO GREETING OF ME EITHER THANKING YOU OR TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER

    I'LL PROBABLY THROW SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE, BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU'LL ONLY GET ALL OF THESE COOL EXTRAS IF YOU PRE-ORDER!!!!

    GO FAST!
    GO HARD!
    DALE OR DEATH OR BOTH!!!!

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Chorus lyric written by Nikolai Porter

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IT SUCKS YOU IN
HALF ALIVE
THE WATCHFUL EYES OF THE SATELLITES

THEY FEED YOU LEAD
TO HELP YOU BOIL
AND MAKE THE SNAKE UNFURL IT'S COIL

EVERY DISTANT VOICE THAT COMES FROM THE BLEACHERS
I HEAR EVERY SINGLE ONE
I'VE GOT TO MAKE MY RUN
AND GO AS FAST AS I CAN

RUSHING THROUGH MY VEINS
ARE DECISIONS
EVERY MEMORY
IS GONE NOW

I AM HERE NOW AND NOWHERE ELSE

I'LL GRAB A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND I'LL COOK IT UP AND EAT IT LIKE A REAL MAN

TAKE A NUMBER PLEASE
TAKE A NUMBER PLEASE
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE ANOTHER PIECE OF MY HEART

MY SPIRIT'S MOVED ON
TO A DISTANT SUN
LOOK TOWARD THE SKIES AND YOU WILL KNOW

BEHIND THE MIND'S EYE
IS A MOUNTAIN
AND A ROLLING VALLEY

AND YOU MUST CLIMB
TO FIND THE SELF

I'LL GRAB A SLAB OF CONCRETE AND I'LL COOK IT UP AND EAT IT LIKE A REAL MAN

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from I AM THE INTIMIDATOR, released March 8, 2024

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I AM THE INTIMIDATOR Portland, Oregon

I AM THE INTIMIDATOR IS A FANTASY BASED REIMAGINING DETAILING THE FINAL DAY OF DALE EARNHARDT'S LIFE.

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