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    MADE TO ORDER, I DUPLICATE THESE MYSELF AND THEY SOUND AWFUL AND LOOK TERRIBLE BUT WILL BE WORTH MONEY IN LIKE 10 YEARS AFTER I'M THROWN IN PRISON FOR IDENTITY THEFT

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    THS IS THE ALBUM EXCEPT IT'S ON A PHYSICAL CD. GO ULTRA FAST IN YOUR GEO METRO WITH THIS CD THAT'S INSIDE OF A SHRINK WRAPPED SLIP CASE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE RECORD AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THE STICKERS AND CARD THAT COMES WITH IT

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    I MANAGED TO CONVINCE A VERY RICH IRANIAN INVESTOR TO HAVE THESE MADE AS LONG AS I WRITE A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT LALEH SEDDIGH BUT TBH I'D RATHER JUST GHOST HIM

    -DOUBLE SIDED WHITE ON BLACK ART (DUH)
    -12" VINYL RECORD WITH ART ON THE HOLE THING (DOYYYYYY)
    -DOUBLE SIDED INSERT THAT CONTAINS LYRICS AND OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION RELATING TO THE ALBUM
    -AUTOGRAPHED AND PERSONALIZED HEAT TRANSFER STICKER OF YOUR BOY
    -KEEP PORTLAND MISERABLE BUMPER STICKER
    -OTHER ASSORTED STICKERS
    -MY BUSINESS CARD
    -IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM HANDLE I WILL SEND YOU A VIDEO GREETING OF ME EITHER THANKING YOU OR TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER

    I'LL PROBABLY THROW SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE, BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU'LL ONLY GET ALL OF THESE COOL EXTRAS IF YOU PRE-ORDER!!!!

    GO FAST!
    GO HARD!
    DALE OR DEATH OR BOTH!!!!

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lyrics

BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER

YOU BETTER BELIEVE ME
WHEN THIS TANK IS FULL
I AIN'T NEVER COMING BACK
FUCK YOU

BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER

I DON'T KNOW NOBODY
THAT CAN BREATHE MY SMOKE
YOU CAN WATCH THEM TRY
THEY'LL PLAY IT COOL

HUFFING ON THE GROUND

DEEP INSIDE
THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T HANG, YEAH

BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER

BREAK THESE CHAINS OFF OF MY HEART
WRAP THEM AROUND MY NECK
HANG ME FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE
SO THAT THEY KNOW
I DIED FOR THEM
I'D DO IT AGAIN
I WIELD THE NUMBER OF GOLD

I WIELD THE NUMBER OF GOLD
NO ONE CAN STOP A HEART THAT IS GROWING OLD
MY WILL TAKES ME TO UNDERSTAND DEATH
CLOSE ENOUGH TO TASTE ITS FINAL BREATH

BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER

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from I AM THE INTIMIDATOR, released March 8, 2024

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I AM THE INTIMIDATOR Portland, Oregon

I AM THE INTIMIDATOR IS A FANTASY BASED REIMAGINING DETAILING THE FINAL DAY OF DALE EARNHARDT'S LIFE.

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