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    MADE TO ORDER, I DUPLICATE THESE MYSELF AND THEY SOUND AWFUL AND LOOK TERRIBLE BUT WILL BE WORTH MONEY IN LIKE 10 YEARS AFTER I'M THROWN IN PRISON FOR IDENTITY THEFT

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    THS IS THE ALBUM EXCEPT IT'S ON A PHYSICAL CD. GO ULTRA FAST IN YOUR GEO METRO WITH THIS CD THAT'S INSIDE OF A SHRINK WRAPPED SLIP CASE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INFORMATION ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE RECORD AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THE STICKERS AND CARD THAT COMES WITH IT

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    I MANAGED TO CONVINCE A VERY RICH IRANIAN INVESTOR TO HAVE THESE MADE AS LONG AS I WRITE A CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT LALEH SEDDIGH BUT TBH I'D RATHER JUST GHOST HIM

    -DOUBLE SIDED WHITE ON BLACK ART (DUH)
    -12" VINYL RECORD WITH ART ON THE HOLE THING (DOYYYYYY)
    -DOUBLE SIDED INSERT THAT CONTAINS LYRICS AND OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION RELATING TO THE ALBUM
    -AUTOGRAPHED AND PERSONALIZED HEAT TRANSFER STICKER OF YOUR BOY
    -KEEP PORTLAND MISERABLE BUMPER STICKER
    -OTHER ASSORTED STICKERS
    -MY BUSINESS CARD
    -IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR INSTAGRAM HANDLE I WILL SEND YOU A VIDEO GREETING OF ME EITHER THANKING YOU OR TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER

    I'LL PROBABLY THROW SOMETHING ELSE IN THERE, BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU'LL ONLY GET ALL OF THESE COOL EXTRAS IF YOU PRE-ORDER!!!!

    GO FAST!
    GO HARD!
    DALE OR DEATH OR BOTH!!!!

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LOOK OUT
LOOK IN
KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR SIDES
I'M BOMBIN DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
SO MOVE ASIDE

I GOT A FUTURE
YOU AIN'T IN IT
MY EYE'S ON THE CASH
I'M GONNA WIN IT

AIN'T NO ROOM FOR SECOND BEST
YOU'RE GONNA EAT MY SMOKE

EAT MY SMOKE
LET IT FILL YOUR LUNGS
OXYGEN WILL MAKE YOU SICK

SMOKE

THRU THE THROES OF FAME
AND GREAT ACCLAIM
THERE SITS A WALL
THE LAST DOMAIN

VIOLATED DOCTRINE
NETHERMOST DECRIED
MANY NAMES HAVE BEEN WRITTEN
BUT YOURS COMES UP FIRST AND LAST

BREATHE OUT
BREATHE IN
BEHIND A TRAIL OF FIRE
I'M BOMBING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
SO MOVE ASIDE

I'VE GOT A MISSION
AND A TARGET
I'M GLORY BOUND
YOU'LL NEVER STOP IT

AIN'T NO ROOM FOR SECOND BEST
YOU'RE GONNA EAT MY SMOKE
EAT MY SMOKE
TAKE A TOKE
LET IT FILL YOUR LUNGS, YEAH
OXYGEN WILL MAKE YOU SICK

I BREATHE
AND ABSORB
LIFE OF THE PAST
BECOME ONE WITH ME

BE MY SMOKE
LIVES COME AND GONE
ONE AND ALL
OXYGEN WILL MAKE YOU SICK

SMOKE
THROUGH THE CAUSE OF PAIN
SMOKE
THROUGH GREAT ACCLAIM
SMOKE
THERE SITS A WALL
MADE OF SMOKE
AND BLASPHEMY

THROUGH THE THROES OF FAME
AND GREAT ACCLAIM
THERE SITS A WALL
THE LAST DOMAIN

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I AM THE INTIMIDATOR Portland, Oregon

I AM THE INTIMIDATOR IS A FANTASY BASED REIMAGINING DETAILING THE FINAL DAY OF DALE EARNHARDT'S LIFE.

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